Author Archives: Larson

The destruction of marriage at the hands of the gays

So of course the big news this week is that 0-bow-ma Hussein came out in support of nontraditional marriage AKA gay marriage and of course this is terrible for a number of reasons not to mention the fact that a lot of Republican politicians have said and that is if two men or two ladies are allowed to marry each other than what is stopping a person from marrying a horse or a dog or even something that is not even alive like a car or a brick wall. Working at the construction permit office in the Waldwick Municipal Building I meet a lot of people who really love their sheds because people really seem to love building and maintaining sheds in this town but I would never let someone marry a shed because that doesnt make sense according to the Bible.

None of that makes any difference to 0-bow-ma Hussein and his prog lib followers though who have shown time and time again that they laugh in the face of Jesus even though this is a Christian Nation which was founded on Christian Principals that were written in the Bible. He spent his whole life in a fake church run by a hate screaming Black Theology preacher which isnt even real Christianity and because he did not come from a Christian background he was all too ready to accept the perversions of the gays. Thank you.

What really upsets me is that Conservatives are saying now “oh he only did it to get gay votes” instead of saying “oh he only did it because he WANTS TO UNDERMINE THE MORAL FABRIC OF THIS ONCE PROUD NATION BY ENDORSING AN ACT WHICH IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD” and I am sorry for using so many capitol letters but this is something I’m very upset about. It seems to me that we Real Christian Americans are surrounded by RINOs who are missing the real point and we must all stand up in November for Traditional Marriage and vote against the prog libs and for whoever is running against them. Thank you.


Obama eats dogs

There are a lot of reasons to not like our “president” 0-bow-ma Hussein whether it is the fact that he is turning our Once Proud Republic into a Marxist socialist nazi police nanny state or whether he is encouraging race wars in response to the totally justified shooting of Trayvon Martian but this time he has gone too far and that is because it has been revealed recently that he eats dogs all of the time which is DISGUSTING to me because I love dogs like my golden retriever Sparkles.

Now some pathetic defenders of 0-bow-ma Hussein say that this is not such a big deal because the dog eating in question happened when he was a child in Indonesia and not only is it culturally acceptable there but it he was too young to really know any better especially because he lived in a foreign country but those are all dumb prog lib excuses like the kind we are used to hearing from the prog libs who always have a lame excuse for everything. He has not come out and officially denied that he continues to this day to eat dogs and even if he did I would not believe him for a SECOND because why would he tell the truth about it when he lies about everything else (smoking, being born in Kenya, being a Marxist, etc)?!?!?! Thank you.
So in conclusion, not that I have to tell you people that 0-bow-ma is a bad person but this whole issue of him eating dogs is VERY important no matter what the prog lib media says because it shows exactly the kind of person he is and anyone who would personally chop up a dog like Sparkles and eat its flesh just like I’m SURE o-bow-ma did as a child must be a terrible terrible human being and an even worse President so I can not wait to get his puppy eating butt out of office in November thank you.

There is no War on Women but there is a War on Mothers!

Yes there is a lot in the news lately like my second favorite candidate Rick Santorum dropping out so that now I have to support that know-it-all Newt Gingrich because I can NEVER support someone like Mitt Romney who is not a True Conservative at all but I will instead talk about something that is more specific to what is relavant to American Patriots everywhere and that is the war that the prog libs are waging on mothers because it is not enough that they are against the Troops. Of course the prog libs are whining about how the Republicans and other Conservatives want to stop the US taxpayers from paying for abortion pills so that young women can keep having sex everywhere all the time and also that we want to close the babykilling factories known as Planned Parenthood which are also bought and paid for by 0-bow-ma Hussein’s government. But then they turn around and attack mothers everywhere by saying that Mitt Romney’s wife is lazy!

Now like I mentioned before I do not like Mitt Romney at all but when that lady said that his wife has never worked I interpreted it as the opening shot in the Dems’ War on Mothers because we all know that prog libs hate mothers because NUMBER ONE they gave birth to children and dems want all women to get abortions and NUMBER TWO dems are all sexists (as evidenced by their inexplicable hatred towards Sarah Palin) just as much as they are racists. Also they hate families in general thank you.

It is clear the the dems and prog libs want to turn their hateful comments on Romney’s wife around by talking about how the Republicans are doing the Right Things for ladies by fighting to keep their babies alive and keeping them from putting baby-killing pills into their bodies and then calling all of this a “War on Women”. Their shameful tactics will never sease to amaze me and it makes me so angry that I might go ahead and vote for Mitt Romney anyway even though I am holding out for Newt Gingrich because of lots of reasons. Thank you.

The Southern strategy of the Republicans

Yes yes I know again it has been a long time since I have written a post because I have been very busy with my new job at the Waldwick Municipal Building where I am in charge of construction permits and things of that nature like recently when there was a man in our town who wanted to build a shed and he kept filling out the wrong forms and I had to tell him to come back when he had the right ones. I am almost thinking about running for the Mayor so no one has to fill out any permits whatsoever because I feel that a man who wants to build a shed should be able to build a shed and not have the government tell them what to do all the time but for now it is my job so he has to fill out the forms.

Anyway the Republican race is in full swing and it is down to only four people now, and they are all running for primaries in the South where pretty much everyone is Republican so it is very exciting to see so many people who are excited about getting 0-bow-ma Hussein out of office. The thing that is interesting about this is that Mitt Romney who is the frontrunner and not really very Conservative at all is pretending very hard to be Southern, saying “y’all” and “grits” and “Alabama” over and over because it’s not enough that he’s pretending he isn’t the guy who originally invented 0-bow-macare but now he is also pretending he is a good old boy well I am not buying it.

The people in the South are Real Americans and sometimes I feel more in common with them than I do with the people here in “Blue Jersey” as I call it but I am sure they will see through Romney’s lies and choose someone who is much more Conservative and qualified like Rick Santorum or Newt Gingrich both of which I am pretty sure are from the South for real. In fact if I were in charge of everything I would make sure that the South were the only people who were allowed to actually vote for the President and also that people wouldn’t need so many forms to build a shed. Thank you.

The Republican candidates who are the ones who are left

I am very sorry to all of my loyal fans that I have been away for so long but I have gotten a promotion at the Waldwick NJ municipal building and am now in charge of issuing residential construction permits which I personally feel is just more intrusion of government into the lives of hard working Americans who just want to build a pool or a pool house or a poolside patio or some other type of pool-based structure but it is my job and unless I work I am no better than the food stamp lazies who are 0-bow-ma Hussein voters. Thank you.

So while I was so busy there has been a lots going on with the Republican candidates which means that some of them have left including Herman Cain and the Great Christian Miss Michelle Bachmann but there are still some good choices left and I am going to give you my opinion of them now because I pay a lot of attention to the news (at least the news that isn’t part of the PROG LIB propoganda machine) so I know what I’m talking about, thank you.

Newt Gingrich – I like him a lot because he was standing up against Bill Clinton who as we all remember was the fat guy who had sex with an intern and his wife of course was the first one to think of 0-bow-macare but more importantly than that he is smart but he has to make sure he does not act like a big smarty when he is campaigning because that makes him look like an educated elitist and Real Americans don’t like that at all.

Ron Paul – Are you kidding me this guy is crazy not just because he wants to end all wars everywhere and he hates Israel but also because he is just plain crazy you know why but the one thing I do agree with him on is that all companies should be totally deregulated and allowed to do whatever they want and as the old saying goes the government should be so small you can strangle it to death.

Rick Perry – This guy is still my favorite just like he was at the beginning because of his Deep Abiding Faith in the One True Savior Jesus Christ and he is a no nonsense tough talking Texas guy like a certain former president that we all know and love and miss and also he looks like the guy from that cowboy movie where he has all the guns on his horse.

Rick Santorum – He also loves Jesus very much which is something the Godless terrorist lovers currently in the White House could use a little bit more of plus he really does not like abortion at all which I also support because babies are precious but also I heard somewhere that he is named after something gay and I do not want any gay in my President thank you.

Mitt Romney – He made a version of socialist 0-bow-macare in his home state of Masachusetts and he did not speak out about gays and abortions and other seriously important issues while he was in the government plus he is a government insider because he was in the government for many years which is a bad thing BUT he is a very rich person which means he works hard and he creates jobs so I can understand why he is in the lead of the pack and also he looks like the stretchy guy from the Fantastic Four who was really smart also.

So there you have it people those are my opinions on the Republicans and I am very proud of all of them but only one will survive in the end to become our New President and who will it be well I will be paying very close attention and I hope you will be also but not just to the election to my blog also. Thank you.

The people who are occupying wall street


So now there are a whole bunch of troublemakers marching to Wall Street and causing all kinds of problems and they are basically doing it because they hate America just like the hippies hated America in the 60’s and the war protestors hated America in the early 2000s because they think that there are evil corporations who are making everyone poor when really the only thing making them poor is there own laziness.  If you turn on the LAMEstream media you will most likely see them because there are thousands of them and I bet if you lived in new york city (which thankfully I do NOT) you could probably smell them because of all of the marijuana smoking and not showering because they don’t care how they smell.

So many things about this make me very upset but the most of all is that they are protesting the people who keep our Economy working and Create Jobs for everyone and meanwhile what are they doing well the answer to that question of course is a whole lot of nothing.  They sit in a park and complain and not work and sometimes they go to a road or a bridge where they block traffic and cause all kinds of trouble so the police have to spray them with pepper and arrest them for good reason and my goodness I would not like to smell the jail where all of these protestors are being kept.
If these young prog libs would spend as much time looking for a job as much as they did protesting and playing their bongo drums they would see that the top one percent of America is not trying to oppress them and they earned everything they’ve gotten and also that they actually care about Americans that is why they are Job Creators.  Also Wall Street are very important for our Economy which is why 0-bow-ma Hussein gave them so much bailout money to save them even though this was a bad thing that was one of the first terrible decisions that 0-bow-ma Hussein did but in the long run it turned out to not be so bad because Wall Street was saved and able to keep Creating Jobs.  So basically my message to the smelly protestors down there in Wall Street is a very simple one and it is SHUT UP and GO HOME and GET A JOB.  Thank you.

The man named Chris Christie

So as most people know there is a man who is also the Governor of my state who is Chris Christie and he may or may not be running for President to take down 0-bow-ma Hussein and his army of prog libs which everyone in the news is talking about and has been talking about for a very long while.  There are lots of good people who are running for Republican President including my favorite who is named Rick Perry but still the people call out for more candidates they dislike 0-bow-ma Hussein so much they need more people to try to take him down.

Lots of people on the internet ask me what I think about Chris Christie running and they think that automatically I must like him very much but I must say that I do not want him running even though he is Governor of my state of New Jersey and he stood up to the socialist union thugs and teachers who are bleeding our state and our country dry like communist vampires.  Yes yes all that is true but also he made a very important speech where he supported the appointing of a Muslin judge who would impose sharia law on New Jersey and eventually the entire United States.

Here is Chris Christie with his muslim best friend who worships Mohammed

You see there was a lawyer named Sohail Mohammed (and if that name is not a red flag I do not know what is, I mean “so hail Mohammed” come on) and he once supported people who were “falsely accused” of terrorism after 9/11 (as if those kinds of people existed) and he was DEFINITELY going to impose Muslin shariah law once he became a judge but then Chris Christie said that all of the True Americans who were worried about this were “crazy” and that our totally legitimate fears were “crap” and he was “tired of dealing with the crazies” which of course is code for all Tea Party Patriots and if he thinks that we are “crazies” then he hates Real Americans which means he hates America and there is already one person who hates America and he is in the White House as President right now.  Thank you.