So as most people know there is a man who is also the Governor of my state who is Chris Christie and he may or may not be running for President to take down 0-bow-ma Hussein and his army of prog libs which everyone in the news is talking about and has been talking about for a very long while. There are lots of good people who are running for Republican President including my favorite who is named Rick Perry but still the people call out for more candidates they dislike 0-bow-ma Hussein so much they need more people to try to take him down.
Lots of people on the internet ask me what I think about Chris Christie running and they think that automatically I must like him very much but I must say that I do not want him running even though he is Governor of my state of New Jersey and he stood up to the socialist union thugs and teachers who are bleeding our state and our country dry like communist vampires. Yes yes all that is true but also he made a very important speech where he supported the appointing of a Muslin judge who would impose sharia law on New Jersey and eventually the entire United States.
You see there was a lawyer named Sohail Mohammed (and if that name is not a red flag I do not know what is, I mean “so hail Mohammed” come on) and he once supported people who were “falsely accused” of terrorism after 9/11 (as if those kinds of people existed) and he was DEFINITELY going to impose Muslin shariah law once he became a judge but then Chris Christie said that all of the True Americans who were worried about this were “crazy” and that our totally legitimate fears were “crap” and he was “tired of dealing with the crazies” which of course is code for all Tea Party Patriots and if he thinks that we are “crazies” then he hates Real Americans which means he hates America and there is already one person who hates America and he is in the White House as President right now. Thank you.