Monthly Archives: October 2011

The people who are occupying wall street


So now there are a whole bunch of troublemakers marching to Wall Street and causing all kinds of problems and they are basically doing it because they hate America just like the hippies hated America in the 60’s and the war protestors hated America in the early 2000s because they think that there are evil corporations who are making everyone poor when really the only thing making them poor is there own laziness.  If you turn on the LAMEstream media you will most likely see them because there are thousands of them and I bet if you lived in new york city (which thankfully I do NOT) you could probably smell them because of all of the marijuana smoking and not showering because they don’t care how they smell.

So many things about this make me very upset but the most of all is that they are protesting the people who keep our Economy working and Create Jobs for everyone and meanwhile what are they doing well the answer to that question of course is a whole lot of nothing.  They sit in a park and complain and not work and sometimes they go to a road or a bridge where they block traffic and cause all kinds of trouble so the police have to spray them with pepper and arrest them for good reason and my goodness I would not like to smell the jail where all of these protestors are being kept.
If these young prog libs would spend as much time looking for a job as much as they did protesting and playing their bongo drums they would see that the top one percent of America is not trying to oppress them and they earned everything they’ve gotten and also that they actually care about Americans that is why they are Job Creators.  Also Wall Street are very important for our Economy which is why 0-bow-ma Hussein gave them so much bailout money to save them even though this was a bad thing that was one of the first terrible decisions that 0-bow-ma Hussein did but in the long run it turned out to not be so bad because Wall Street was saved and able to keep Creating Jobs.  So basically my message to the smelly protestors down there in Wall Street is a very simple one and it is SHUT UP and GO HOME and GET A JOB.  Thank you.


The man named Chris Christie

So as most people know there is a man who is also the Governor of my state who is Chris Christie and he may or may not be running for President to take down 0-bow-ma Hussein and his army of prog libs which everyone in the news is talking about and has been talking about for a very long while.  There are lots of good people who are running for Republican President including my favorite who is named Rick Perry but still the people call out for more candidates they dislike 0-bow-ma Hussein so much they need more people to try to take him down.

Lots of people on the internet ask me what I think about Chris Christie running and they think that automatically I must like him very much but I must say that I do not want him running even though he is Governor of my state of New Jersey and he stood up to the socialist union thugs and teachers who are bleeding our state and our country dry like communist vampires.  Yes yes all that is true but also he made a very important speech where he supported the appointing of a Muslin judge who would impose sharia law on New Jersey and eventually the entire United States.

Here is Chris Christie with his muslim best friend who worships Mohammed

You see there was a lawyer named Sohail Mohammed (and if that name is not a red flag I do not know what is, I mean “so hail Mohammed” come on) and he once supported people who were “falsely accused” of terrorism after 9/11 (as if those kinds of people existed) and he was DEFINITELY going to impose Muslin shariah law once he became a judge but then Chris Christie said that all of the True Americans who were worried about this were “crazy” and that our totally legitimate fears were “crap” and he was “tired of dealing with the crazies” which of course is code for all Tea Party Patriots and if he thinks that we are “crazies” then he hates Real Americans which means he hates America and there is already one person who hates America and he is in the White House as President right now.  Thank you.